As in, “Husband of the United Sturts” (my new last name).
Congratulations Procrastamom! If you can shoot me an e-mail (firstname.lastname@example.org) with your name and address, I’ll send you your prize, Giada at Home, Family Recipes from Italy and California by Madame Prosciutto Clawhand herself, Giada DeLaurentiis.
That Guy I Married was a close runner-up, and we both very much appreciated Sir Husby, Husband-Select, and Captain Weirdbeard of the Good Ship CHG.
Stick around, folks! The links are coming soon.